Risky's Snow Fort

*Rottytops choking on snowballs and knocking on Risky's ship*

Risky: Rottytops. What an unpleasant surprise.

*Rottytops still choking*

Risky: Oh, nothing like a game of charade.

*Rottytops.gulps the snow* Rottytops : I was trying to tell you I was choking on snowballs but the snow melted and turned into water then I drank all the water and now I'm better.

Risky: Fascinating...*closes door*

*Rottytops knocks on her ship*

Risky: What?

Rottytops: Can I use your bathroom?

Risky: Rottytops, go use Shantae's bathroom.

Rottytops: I don't think I can make it. Please?

Risky: No.

Rottytops:Please?

Risky: No.

Rottytops: Please?

Risky: No.

Rottytops: PLEASE?!

Risky: Okay, go ahead.

*Rottytops states for a moment*

Rottytops: That's okay.

Shantae: Aha! Aiding the enemy! I've caught you red-handed, Risky!

Risky: Look, Shantae, I was just... [Shantae throws a snowball at Risky but she ducks and it lands in his fire again, putting it out] Shantae! Oh... [picks up a snowball. Shantae shrieks]

Rottytops: Yay! Risky's on my side!

Risky: I most certainly am not!

Shantae: Then that means she's on my side!

Risky: No, Shantae, I'm not on your side either. I'm on nobody's side. Snowball fights are for immature children and I will not stoop to your level. [drops the snowball] If you two want to knock each other's brains out with snowballs, kindly leave me out of it.[walks back inside and slams the door]

Rottytops: Come on, Shantae, let's go knock each other's brains out!

Shantae: I'm ready

Risky: Hmm... [imagines Rottytops throwing a snowball at Shantae, knocking his brain out]

Shantae: Ok Rottytops it's out

Risky: [snickers] Now there's something I'd actually like to see! [takes a chair up to one of his windows] Nothing wrong with getting a front-row seat, I suppose. [snickers, takes a deep breath, and sighs] What's this? [Shantae and Rottytops are shaking hands] Wha... I... no! [walks back outside] What are you doing? You're supposed to be [punches the right side of his head] knocking each other's brains out!

Shantae: We signed a peace treaty, Risky. [Rottytops shows treaty] You were right, fighting is for children.

Risky: No, no, no, I misled you, it's for adults too! Give me that peace treaty! [rips the treaty into pieces] There! Let the war continue!

Shantae: Risky, that wasn't the peace treaty. That was a copy of the peace treaty.

Risky: Look, you two are giving up too easily. Now, Rottytops, pretend I'm Shantae

Rottytops: And who am i?

Risky: You're rottytops

Shantae: Can I be Wall-e?

Risky: No! Wait, why?

Shantae: He's a good leader.

Risky: Would you butt out?!

Rottytops: Hey, you can't talk to Wall-e like that, Risky!

Risky: I'm Shantae! You're Rottytops! [throws a snowball at Rottytops's eyes] Now, what are you going to do? [Rottytops throws it back at Risky hitting his eyes] Rottytops, why didn't you hit Shantae?

Rottytops: You said you were Shantae, Shantae

Shantae: [imitating Wall-e] Argh! It's true, Mrs Risky! Now get back to work! [laughs in her regular voice]

Risky:[ silently] Oh, boy. All right, I can see where this is going. Let's just say for all intents and purposes that I, Risky boots, am now part in this war. Now...

Shantae: If you're in this war, then where's your fort

Risky: I don't have one, okay? Now...

Rottytops: You got to have a fort, Risky.

Shantae: Forts win wars, Risky.

Risky: [growls] Okay, fine! You want a fort? [makes a small snow fort] There. There's your fort! Now...

Rottytops: That fort's too small, Risky

Risky: It's okay, Rottytops. It's just a demonstration. Now...

Shantae: She's right, Risky. That thing would never protect you. It's downright puny

Risky: Trust me, it's fine. [Rottytops throws a snowball at Risky. She wipes the snow off her face]

Shantae: See, it is too small.

Risky: Not if I crouch down. I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down. [crouches down] See? Down here, I am perfectly... [Rottytops throws a snowball at Risky]

Shantae: Exposed.

Risky: Would you two please... [Rottytops throws a snowball at Risky] ...stop throwing... [Rottytops throws another snowball at Risky] ...snowballs?! [Rottytops pauses and throws another snowball at Risky. Risky growls and retaliates with a snowball of his own but it puts out his fireplace yet again]

Shantae: [gasps] Risky returned fire!

Rottytops: Then it's war!

Risky: No-no... no, wait, wait, wait! [crouches down behind his snow fort] I was just giving a demonstration! [Shantae and Rottytops throw lots of snowballs at Risky. Risly ends up looking like a snowman from all the snowballs that hit her. A hat then falls on her head. She then growls and breaks out of the snowman] All right, that's it! You guys asked for it! [throws a snowball at Shantae] I got her! Ha! I got her! [laughs] In your face, Shantae! [laughs] This was actually kind of... exciting! Why... I've never felt so alive!

Rottytops: [laughs] She got you good, Shantae! [Risky throws a snowball at Rottytops and then throws lots of snowballs at Shantae and Rottytops] Take cover! [they crouch down as Risky continues to throw snowballs]

Risky: [as she throws snowballs and laughs] Take that... I got you... Yeah... oh, I got you... oh, take that... Whoa, I got you that time... Oh, yeah... [starts to throw snowballs rapidly] Incoming! [Shantae peeps up and rottytops approaches her, showing her belly button froze]

Rottytops: Hey, Shantae?

Shantae: Yes, Rottytops?

Rottytops: I think Risky's taking this really seriously. [Risky's sword is wedged in Risky's forehead] That last one had her sword in it.

Shantae: Hmm... looks like it's time for Plan B. [they both tiptoe away while Risky continues to throw snowballs. He eventually stops and pants]

Risky: What's going on? [looks around] The snowballs have stopped falling. I better take advantage of this momentary cease-fire. [notices her fort is a little lopsided and gasps] What? My left flank is exposed? That bloated zombie girl is gonna run right through me! [grabs more snow and pats it down] I'll just fix that right now. [laughs] Wait, that makes my north wall a weak spot! Here we go! Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [grabs more snow and pats some more on the north side] Oh, oh, oh! But if they attack from the rear, I'm a goner! [pats snow on the back of the fort] There... Ha-ha! [gasps] But what about the possibility of an aerial attack?! [starts digging more snow on his fort. Scene cuts to a few seconds later where Risky has a gigantic fort, near the top of the tree] I guess that ought to do it! [laughs wildly] Fort Risky is now all but impenetrable! [laughs more] Now, where are those fools? [snow falls on Risky's head] Ha! The first shot has been fired! [throws a snowball while more snow falls on his head] Take this, Rottytops! [throws another snowball as more snow falls on Risky] Taste my frozen fury! [throws two snowballs. Zooms out to show the snow from a tree is falling on Risky's head] Victory is mine! [laughs wildly] Whee! Ha-ha! Well, I got you now! [keeps throwing snowballs while Shantae and Rottytops are watching TV and sipping some cocoa]

Shantae: Did you hear something, Rottytops?

Rottytops: Nope.

Pikachu on TV: Get out the snowshoes and the shovels.